Eldon, Eldon, he's our man...
if he can't drive the bus noone can.
You see Eldon used to be a hippie and drive a bus of a different color.
Then while driving in his van one day he saw a little gal watering her flowers.
Her name was Karren Ruth.
Eldon slammed on the brakes and kicked his friends out because tonight he and Karren were going out! He promised her a life of love and happiness and trips abroad. But what he didn't know was that the formula he would cook up would end them up in hotwater.
Karren had an idea to keep him in line, she went to the old wizard and got a formula for a dime. When she gave it to Eldon to take a big swig,
she knew right away that she should have spent the other 2 dimes. They have spent many happy years as man and wife but things changed when the puter was brought into the house. Now, Karren walks the dog
while Eldon is on the puter not sharing his mouse.
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